Pay attention, because things are about to get just a teensy bit complicated. Please don’t panic, everything’s fine. I know this, because it’s already happened. Very soon I’m going to be telling you some things which might worry you. I may use words like “stress”, “terrible danger” and “last moments”. I may even mention a giant chicken. It will turn out that this was mostly just me being a bit over-dramatic. In fact everything’s fine. I know, I know, I told you the same thing back then too, just before things started to go terribly wrong. But, really, it is. Everything’s fine.
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